haven’t been on tumblr for ages
MY TUMBLR IS WICKED! IM SO COOL
friendship’s really weird. Like, you just pick some humans you’ve met and you’re like “yup. i like these ones” and you just do stuff with them
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
You smart fuckers
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the…
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah